Boylston St. anything in Allston and you’ll get it taken away, ‘less you look like megan fox or something.
Cat
Overheard on Gardner Street near Chester: “I just want to know what’s going on in my cat’s head.”
Overheard on Gardner Street
Overheard on Ashford
Keg’s Last Stand
I saw a kid dressed as a keg get beat to a pulp on Gardner Street.
Parking Ticket
I walked by a broken and shattered television on Gardner Street on Sunday. At first it looked normal but I did a double take and there was a parking ticket on it. After further inspection i found out it was for not having a allston/brighton permit.
Damn you BPD.
Always Have a Backup
Last night I texted my standard booty call. drove drunk to pick her up. She made a fuss and made me drop her home. I was mad and wasn’t satisfied so I picked her friend up 15 minutes later and fucked her instead.
only in Allston
Slapped
“so i asked him how it happened and he said, ‘I said, batters up!’ Kapow!”
“THATS HOW HE COCK SLAPPED HER???”
Overheard on Gardner St
